Here are Daz's famous player and supporter profiles
Steve Kay
Steve is Manager of the Royal Clayton, he is also the oldest member. Steve has been playing for the royal for many years, he has hung his boots up now, and concentrates on management and training. He puts alot of spare time into are club, he does alot of work un-noticed too. We have to thank him for all this as without him, there probably wouldn't be a team. Also for his age, he still has some silky skills, he has taken piss out of a few of us in training too. One of the richer members of are team, but also the smallest by far. I think he comes just above a dwarf!
Mark Cawthra
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Corky as known too us, he has started entering role of assistant manager, helping Steve out and having a big influence on team. He is fair, and plays players on how well they are playing, not just because they have been with the team for ages.
Corky is a good looking guy, but i've never actually seen him with a bird, and he has told me in the past, he is bulbing, so watch out girls, they'll be spunk everywhere, if your ever are to pull him.
Corkys a good laugh, hes a sound guy, and always up for nights out with lads.
Shame hes not playing now either because of injuries, as I've heard he was a good player.
Steve Smith
What can we say about Big Dick- well the guy is hung like a donkey, he's a closet porn star. He is a new player- big , strong, commanding goalkeeper, has made that position his own, put in some good displays, back end off season, he does get injured or booted in balls alot though!
Hes training hard, and i think he could be a big player for us, if stays injury free.
Motty
Motty- mr motivator- this guy makes us all laugh- mainly at him. But joking aside, even though his muscles look like someones pushed little balls under his skin, hes a top lad. Thinks his clothes are very cool, but alot are bordering gay. Loves his football, as much as anyone i know, very dedicated, lots of enthusiasm. I think most will agree, that Motty puts alot into the club, I personally think the lads great, and hes good friends with most of team. He and Mousey have a love hate relationship, but its funny to watch. I personally thought motty was are most consistent player last season. He is growing in his ability- He will be a complete centre half in a few years, i personally hate too give him the satisfaction but hes a good player. anyway enough said!
Gary Dolby
Gary is a little gladiator- who has the footballing brain of a genius- shame hes shit though! lol! no gary is a very good player, can go into any position in back line or midfield, has the simple approach football. If you ever have a debate with Gary about football, be ready for a good hour of listening ( and been bored fuckless!) He is a guy who loves to let loose, loves his cider, and often gets in trouble from the missus, b'coz of this. Hes a great passer and reader of the game, and a good guy all round. Even if he wears hoodys coz he thinks hes black!
Dale
Wont talk about dale as hes off looking at elephants or something in a different country.
Woofy has not been married very long, so another with a closing thumb coming i feel! woofy is a good player when can be bothered, he has are secret weapon in the longest through in the world, he also just boots the ball anywhere- sometimes towards his own fucking goal. He loves telling refs what to do, and makes me laugh with his commical fouls, and his time wasting. wouldn't say hes are fastest player, but another who puts effort in when it matters. plays at left back, or right back, and has been a regular for many years.
Woofy loves to eat, and goes through about 7 bowls of chilli at pub, I think now he has a beautiful wife on his arm, he'd rather be at home shagging than out every weekend. ( which is fair enough)
Woffy
Joel, too be honest I don't know that much about Joel, he loves going out and dancing. Hes marrying his long term love, so the thumb might be drilling down. Hes very funny, and loves to be a sarcastic twat.
Looks like Mr Burns.
Hes a skillfull player, who like to run with ball, played alot of games at centre back last season, and he was solid. a good versatile player, who is quick and energetic.
Joel
Tony Bates
Mr Rich- fucks me off am always poor along with 80% off rest of team, and Tony goes away every month! you'll see him turn up with a big tan, and hes fucked off to canaries for a week. Mr millionaire, I believe he wears speedo's as he has the tan lines. He is the old brigade, but he has so much energy on the pitch, and is a solid defender, dirty bastard though. He like to get stuck in, also another one who has been with royal, along time. It would mean no more to anyone else if we won promotion this year, and as hes close to death, he'll want it to be soon! lol!
Andy Fortes
Gav, dont play anymore- not sure why- might just want to fuck his bird all weekend who has big tits! i think thats a good enough excuse.
Gav
Adam, the second Mottram, alot cooler than motty though! (joking Motty, dont bench press me!) Adam is a really attacking, strong, dirty player. he likes to run through people, think hes going back to his love of rugby, and gets mixed up sometimes. He makes me laugh, with his cheeky smiles at players or ref's, it would fucking windme up. Gets into box, scores goals, he got player of year last year, and deserved it.
Adam is a close mate of mine, hes a top lad, i've seen him in some states, and got some storys no- oneelse really knows.
He loves his beer, and loves getting pissed. Hes a lad who will always be out for laugh, and is game for anything!
will get better and better.
Adam
Dom, well Dom is a no trainer, and turns up for games 5 minutes before kick off, if he turns up. He is Manager at weatherspoons, which can't be a bad job, loads of young birds, and loads of beer all the time. Hes another one who wears the massive knee pads like a hockey player, with his dodgy knee. Dom is a good creative midfielder, one of are players who can actually pass a ball to another man. he reads the game well, and pops up with odd goal, a good all round centre midfielder.
Dom
Daz.
Daz is are captain and another long serving player. He wears the royal shirt with pride, and loves the game as much as the crack after. He plays in midfield either attacking or defending. He is abit of a loose cannon at times, but that coming from me is rich. He loves getting pissed, then normally driving home. He had an argument with a revolution window, and thought it be good to start on 4 big bouncers. Daz is another one of are criminals in the team- flying the flag high for us nutcases. Hes a great guy, good mate to all, loves to take the piss, but can take it on chin too, as mousey knows giving him the turkish shit all time. Hes always up for a piss up, and will do generally most things for his team mates, hes sorted me out a few times on nights out when the pennies have gone. Hes a good all round footballer, might not be as agile as he once was though. Hes had his share of injuries, but who needs to be agile when you can stamp, barge and kick through players.
He gets in with good tackles, never bottles a 50-50, is a good passer of ball, puts 100% into game and is a good playmaker. grabbed a few goals last season, but am surehe'll want at least afew more this time. No-one loves the club and team mates as much as Daz and am sure he'd be proudto captain us to some silverware this season.
Daz
Exley
Ginger Dave
Fergie
Sven
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Andy Fieldhouse
Scott
Kenny
Scott Wilkinson
Creeky
Maci
Steve is Manager of the Royal Clayton, he is also the oldest member. Steve has been playing for the royal for many years, he has hung his boots up now, and concentrates on management and training. He puts alot of spare time into are club, he does alot of work un-noticed too. We have to thank him for all this as without him, there probably wouldn't be a team. Also for his age, he still has some silky skills, he has taken piss out of a few of us in training too. One of the richer members of are team, but also the smallest by far. I think he comes just above a dwarf!
Mark Cawthra
Corky as known too us, he has started entering role of assistant manager, helping Steve out and having a big influence on team. He is fair, and plays players on how well they are playing, not just because they have been with the team for ages.
Corky is a good looking guy, but i've never actually seen him with a bird, and he has told me in the past, he is bulbing, so watch out girls, they'll be spunk everywhere, if your ever are to pull him.
Corkys a good laugh, hes a sound guy, and always up for nights out with lads.
Shame hes not playing now either because of injuries, as I've heard he was a good player.
Steve Smith
What can we say about Big Dick- well the guy is hung like a donkey, he's a closet porn star. He is a new player- big , strong, commanding goalkeeper, has made that position his own, put in some good displays, back end off season, he does get injured or booted in balls alot though!
Hes training hard, and i think he could be a big player for us, if stays injury free.
Motty
Motty- mr motivator- this guy makes us all laugh- mainly at him. But joking aside, even though his muscles look like someones pushed little balls under his skin, hes a top lad. Thinks his clothes are very cool, but alot are bordering gay. Loves his football, as much as anyone i know, very dedicated, lots of enthusiasm. I think most will agree, that Motty puts alot into the club, I personally think the lads great, and hes good friends with most of team. He and Mousey have a love hate relationship, but its funny to watch. I personally thought motty was are most consistent player last season. He is growing in his ability- He will be a complete centre half in a few years, i personally hate too give him the satisfaction but hes a good player. anyway enough said!
Gary Dolby
Gary is a little gladiator- who has the footballing brain of a genius- shame hes shit though! lol! no gary is a very good player, can go into any position in back line or midfield, has the simple approach football. If you ever have a debate with Gary about football, be ready for a good hour of listening ( and been bored fuckless!) He is a guy who loves to let loose, loves his cider, and often gets in trouble from the missus, b'coz of this. Hes a great passer and reader of the game, and a good guy all round. Even if he wears hoodys coz he thinks hes black!
Dale
Wont talk about dale as hes off looking at elephants or something in a different country.
Woofy has not been married very long, so another with a closing thumb coming i feel! woofy is a good player when can be bothered, he has are secret weapon in the longest through in the world, he also just boots the ball anywhere- sometimes towards his own fucking goal. He loves telling refs what to do, and makes me laugh with his commical fouls, and his time wasting. wouldn't say hes are fastest player, but another who puts effort in when it matters. plays at left back, or right back, and has been a regular for many years.
Woofy loves to eat, and goes through about 7 bowls of chilli at pub, I think now he has a beautiful wife on his arm, he'd rather be at home shagging than out every weekend. ( which is fair enough)
Woffy
Joel, too be honest I don't know that much about Joel, he loves going out and dancing. Hes marrying his long term love, so the thumb might be drilling down. Hes very funny, and loves to be a sarcastic twat.
Looks like Mr Burns.
Hes a skillfull player, who like to run with ball, played alot of games at centre back last season, and he was solid. a good versatile player, who is quick and energetic.
Joel
Tony Bates
Mr Rich- fucks me off am always poor along with 80% off rest of team, and Tony goes away every month! you'll see him turn up with a big tan, and hes fucked off to canaries for a week. Mr millionaire, I believe he wears speedo's as he has the tan lines. He is the old brigade, but he has so much energy on the pitch, and is a solid defender, dirty bastard though. He like to get stuck in, also another one who has been with royal, along time. It would mean no more to anyone else if we won promotion this year, and as hes close to death, he'll want it to be soon! lol!
Andy Fortes
Gav, dont play anymore- not sure why- might just want to fuck his bird all weekend who has big tits! i think thats a good enough excuse.
Gav
Adam, the second Mottram, alot cooler than motty though! (joking Motty, dont bench press me!) Adam is a really attacking, strong, dirty player. he likes to run through people, think hes going back to his love of rugby, and gets mixed up sometimes. He makes me laugh, with his cheeky smiles at players or ref's, it would fucking windme up. Gets into box, scores goals, he got player of year last year, and deserved it.
Adam is a close mate of mine, hes a top lad, i've seen him in some states, and got some storys no- oneelse really knows.
He loves his beer, and loves getting pissed. Hes a lad who will always be out for laugh, and is game for anything!
will get better and better.
Adam
Dom, well Dom is a no trainer, and turns up for games 5 minutes before kick off, if he turns up. He is Manager at weatherspoons, which can't be a bad job, loads of young birds, and loads of beer all the time. Hes another one who wears the massive knee pads like a hockey player, with his dodgy knee. Dom is a good creative midfielder, one of are players who can actually pass a ball to another man. he reads the game well, and pops up with odd goal, a good all round centre midfielder.
Dom
Daz.
Daz is are captain and another long serving player. He wears the royal shirt with pride, and loves the game as much as the crack after. He plays in midfield either attacking or defending. He is abit of a loose cannon at times, but that coming from me is rich. He loves getting pissed, then normally driving home. He had an argument with a revolution window, and thought it be good to start on 4 big bouncers. Daz is another one of are criminals in the team- flying the flag high for us nutcases. Hes a great guy, good mate to all, loves to take the piss, but can take it on chin too, as mousey knows giving him the turkish shit all time. Hes always up for a piss up, and will do generally most things for his team mates, hes sorted me out a few times on nights out when the pennies have gone. Hes a good all round footballer, might not be as agile as he once was though. Hes had his share of injuries, but who needs to be agile when you can stamp, barge and kick through players.
He gets in with good tackles, never bottles a 50-50, is a good passer of ball, puts 100% into game and is a good playmaker. grabbed a few goals last season, but am surehe'll want at least afew more this time. No-one loves the club and team mates as much as Daz and am sure he'd be proudto captain us to some silverware this season.
Daz
Exley
Ginger Dave
Fergie
Sven
Andy Fieldhouse
Scott
Kenny
Scott Wilkinson
Creeky
Maci